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when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
So glad the Tumblr masses introduced me to Hannibal. It’s just a shame Mads Mikkelsen is ugly and looks like chicken nugget.
pls no h8
HOW WOULD COMPARING SOMEONE TO A CHIKEN NUGGET EVER DETER SOMEONE FROM LIKING IT. HAVE U MET CHICKEN NUGGETS. HAVE U EVER TASTE A NUGGET. CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE MY LIFE. I LIVE FOR THE NUGS. GIMMIE THAT MIKKELNUG IN MAH MOUTH. I WANNA TASTE THAT MUGGET CHICKELSEN
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